So there the nugget was, doing Trade Runs in Forsaken World, while a faintly bemused nugget-boy watched from behind his book. The nugget-boy, you see, is not a gamer.
Forsaken World Trade Runs in a PvE server are extended run-around-a-lot quests you do to get rep, which you can then exchange for tradeable gold.
They are an incredibly mindless MMO version of a TradeWars style planet-hopping trading game, and go something like this:
1) Get Trade Run quest from Merchant NPC
2) Buy stuff from Merchant NPC
3) Open map, click on map location of next merchant NPC, let computer autorun your toon
4) Read a book, go afk and make a sammich, watch a movie in the other window, or - in this particular nuggety case - fall over on your side like a beached whale, and stare rather blankly at nothing
5) Repeat until you've gotten the maximum amount of currency allowed in that run
6) Hand in to Merchant NPC
7) Do it all again
Showing incredible restraint, nugget-boy managed to wait until the third or fourth instance of nugget falling over on her side, and lying beside her laptop like a blankly staring beached whale before asking, 'Umm... what are you doing?'
Nugget: I'm waiting for it to autorun to the next trading post. By itself. I did mention a bot could play this game.
Nugget-boy: I... see...
Continuing with business, Nugget falls over a-la beached whale a couple more times, only this time, nug-toon is dismounted because she decided to ride into a silly body of water.
Now, as all we MMO players know, MMOunts are generally highly allergic to water. There is absolutely nothing surprising about a large sheep vanishing upon contact with a small body of water.
Except if you don't play MMOs.
"Hey," quoth nugget-boy, "Where did your sheep go?"
Nugget: Uhhh *thinks furiously about how to explain what, on a fresh look, seems like utter insanity*
Nugget: *DING!* It's allergic to water!
Nugget-boy: O.O But where did it GO?
Nugget: It uh - it hid in my bag!
At this point, hysterical giggles are starting to bubble up from beneath the batter, but the nugget bravely manages to suppress them.
Nugget-boy: Your sheep fits in your bag?
Nugget: Uh, yes. It's allergic to water so it jumps in my...heh bag... and once I'm on dry land I just... haha... take it out again because you know it really fits so well in my... heeheehahahHOHOHOHO!
By this point, I've infected Nugget-boy with teh giggles, and we're both laughing hysterically at the ludicrousness of the whole thing.
Maybe this is why MMO-wise at least, this is usually done in the company of other fellow MMO-folk, or alone.
Still... Nothing like a fresh pair of eyes to inspire a healthy dose of absurdigiggles, woot!