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No. Nonononono. Noooooooooooooo.

Adults might appreciate it, since it IS wonderfully bizarre, but I assume this is aimed at children... and you should NOT teach children that food is something that comes in little bags of powder - Just Add Water. Dear Gods, that is wrong on so many levels.

Personally I'd prefer soylent green,at least it has confirmed organic origin.

— rbdj
Butbut...isn't that how food is made?!?!

MY DREAMS! YOU SHATTERZ THEM!

— Glorious McNugget
Nope. To obtain food you need to:

1. Hunt down an animal
2. Slaughter an animal
3. Apply fire to carcass (this is the creative bit - vary levels of fire and means of application for effect)

Sometimes you can replace animal with plant. But I feel that if all you can hunt down and slaughter is a turnip, you're not trying hard enough.

If someone tries to sell you a brightly colored bag of powder that says 'JUST ADD WATAH OMG!" aways ask: Where's the animal? Where's the plant? If it has neither, it's not food.

— rbdj
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