Pfft. The rapture obviously happened.'s just that the Supreme Bean in its infinite wisdom and mercy chose to hide it from us poor left behind sinners.

And so made it look to us like nothing happened at all.

All those 'fake' rapture photos on the Interwebs? They're REAL! REEEEEEEEAL!

*wise* *wise with tinfoil hat* *wise with +666 wisdom tinfoil hat*