So let's get back to the fucking. Fuck fuck fuck. I've waited for this game for over five years now. It was announced in March 2007, and, being an avid Guild Wars fan, I have been really excited for it since day one. Five years. I'm only twenty-five. That's a fifth of my entire life. I felt safe, though. Everything I'd read in the media gushed over every facet of the game, so I knew it would be an amazing, sweep-me-off-my-feet-then-pin-me-down-and-penetrate-me-violently kind of experience. I knew it. Well, my feet remain planted and my asshole decidedly empty.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
...ok sorry, I feel a little less bitter, lonely and betrayed now. ;)