Fowl Slander!

Repeatedly have the ignorant brought this inglorious slander to Our attention, this libel perpetuated by those fearful of Our golden goodness, Our chickenny tastiness, Our apotheosis of all things juicy and battery.

For I say to ye, doth yon pink python in any way resemble Our juicy chickenny bits of succulent goodness, coated by Our beauteous golden crisp?

Fie unto he who would claim so, for verily, but order one of Us in the Sacred Temple of the Golden Arches, and ye shall see (and taste) that it be not so.