Should a man chance to acquire a unicorn at a local Singapore market, this is what he does upon bringing it home:
- Saws off the unicorn's horn to make it seem more like a horse
- Underfeeds it so it won't have the strength to run away
- Both of the above
- Should the man be a government official, he'll additionally berate the mutilated and starved unicorn for not being a horse, before tossing it into the rubbish heap, grumbling all the while that there just aren't any innovative horses to be found for love or money.